An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.
One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly ask you to reveal, did Hillary Clinton break the law?"
God sighs. "No, she's just dumb. Didn't you two hear about what the FBI said before dying?"
His friend leans down and whispers, "Damn, dude. This thing goes deeper than we thought."
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