The signs are all there. Sally has been caught gazing at Joe, and Joe is always slurring his words while talking to her. The strange thing about this to-be relationship is that Sally and Joe have something in common. Joe has a fake eye. He lost his when he was a child. Sally has a prosthetic leg. She lost hers last year when she was riding a four-wheeler. Finally, someone throws a party. Sally and Joe are both invited. They both show up the the party and get butterflies. Joe finally convinces himself to ask Sally to dance.
Joe: Would you like to dance, Sally?
Sally: Oh, would'n I!?
Joe: Peg leg! Peg leg! Peg leg!
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