Two cannibals are sitting down toe at dinner.
They take two bites out of a man's foot, who is tied up. "How are you liking it?" asks the one cannibal to the other. "It's lovely," he replies.
Suddenly, the amputated man wakes up. He looks at the cannibals, what they are eating, and then back lower. He is in shock and screams. The cannibal, being sadistic, then says "this is the last of your worries." The man cries, and a few minutes pass by. After some time, the man suddenly begins laughing really, really hard. The cannibals, confused, tell him to shut up. "He's lost it," they say among themselves. "Why are you laughing?" they ask him.
"I got bit. I'm tainted meat," he says, before uncoiling his shirt and revealing a bite wound. While still laughing, the man says, "you're eating tainted meat, tainted meat! I got bit by a walker!"
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