A man busy with his project sends his wife to Home Depot. When she gets there she finds the closest associate and tells him
"I need some...oh yes, 4 by 2's" and the associate kind of chuckles. He says that usually people call them 2 by 4's but that's OK. He walks with her to the limber section and asks "how long do you need them" she says "forever, we're building a deck".
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