One of the brothers has to take a shit so the other brother tells him to go in the woods. So the man goes out in the woods and takes care of business. A couple minutes later he calls out to his brother "there's nothing to use for paper down here, no leaves, no branches, nothing!" The other brother replys "use a dollar." Another couple minutes and the brother comes back up to the campsite. He hands are all brown, the brother asks "what the fuck happened!?" In which the man's response was "that's not even the worst of it! I had to get rid of the 2 quarters and 5 dimes!"
Not mine btw, heard it on the radio don't know who said it though!
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