Two brothers are in up their room about to head down for breakfast. The older brother decides it's time for them to start swearing. He informs his younger brother: " at the breakfast table today I'll say hell and you say ass". The younger brother agrees and they go downstairs. The boy's mother asks the older brother: "what do you want for breakfast honey?". The boy replies, "aw hell ma, I'll just have some Cheerios". The mother smacks him upside the head and he runs upstairs crying. Angrily, she looks at her other son and asks, "and you!?". The boy replies, "I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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