Two broke guys want to go drinking...

But they only have a few bucks between them. Finally one if the guys comes up with an idea. "All we need is a hotdog."

"A hotdog?" The other guy said.

"Here's what we do: when the bartender asks us to pay up I want you to stick the hotdog out of your pants and pretend it’s your dick. I'll drop to my knees and start sucking the hotdog and the bartender will be so disgusted he'll kick us out and we won't have to pay the tab."

The other guy isn't so sure it's going to work but he really want to drink so he figures, why not?

So the two guys go to a bar and start drinking. Eventually the bartender demands that they pay up.

The guy drops to his knees and starts sucking on the other guys hotdog. The bartender yells, "wtf!? Get the fuck out of my bar!"

So the guys run out of the bar without paying. "Success!" One of the guys said.

They decide to go to another bar. Same thing happens. The bartender kicks them out and they don't pay a cent for their drinks.

The guys continue to do this all night long, but after the ninth bar one of the guys said, "man, I don't think I can do this anymore. I can barely walk. My knees are killing me."

The other guy replies, "your knees are killing you? After the second bar I lost the hotdog."