so you just got dissed and need a comback.

The comback needs abit of prework.

So first you act like you **dont** have anything to counter with, wait abit more and feel how the tention builds up and everyons anticipating your comback and then.. when everyone lost hope you say

"if I wanted my comeback I would get it off your mothers face."

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