Two boys go into a forest

and walk around.
Suddenly they see a beautiful naked women and then immediately one of the boys starts to run away.

The other confused, starts to run after him.

The second boy asked "Why did u run away?"

The other said "My mom told me if i saw a naked women i'd turn into a stone, i already felt something getting hard down in my pants."

edit: grammer

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