Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, Mama needs new clothes! Then she hollered... YES! YES! I WON! I WON! She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, What did she roll? The other answered, I don't know I thought YOU were watching! Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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