Two blond cowboys (duke and matt) walk into a saloon. While they are at the bar, a man walks in and put an Indian head on the bar. The bartender hands the man $100. The two blond cowboys ask why. The bartender says.
"Indians killed my family. I'll pay a $100 for every Indian head brought to me."
The two cowboys decide to get some money. They ride out on the Prarie and spot an indian. They begin chasing him and he falls into a ravine. They see he is dead so they climb down to retrieve his head.
Duke begins sawing. Matt looks up and taps duke on the shoulder. Duke looks around with his mouth hanging open. Hundreds of Indians lined the ravine in full war paint.
Duke says "oh my god... we are gunna be rich!"
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