meet every year after their anniversaries at their favorite bar. One was fortunate to be really successful and the other lives a sort of mediocre life. They start discussing what they got their wife's for their anniversaries. The rich guy begins by discussing his gift.
" Yea, I got my wife a diamond jewelry set...and a new Mercedes Benz"
" Wow, 2 gifts this year!" the poorer friend responds.
"Yea, I got her the Benz just in case she doesn't like the jewelry set, she can use the Benz to drive to the jewelry store and exchange it".
" sounds reasonable."
"What you get your wife?"
"I got her a set of slippers and a dildo"
" What's the deal with the dildo?"
" Oh, I got her the dildo that way if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"
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