And an Israeli businessman sits between them. After the plane has taken off, he proceeds to take of his shoes. An hour later, he gets up to use the bathroom and asks if either of them want anything. One of the Arab men requests a Coke. When he leaves, the Arab picks up one shoe and spits a huge glob of phlegm in it. The Israeli returns with the Coke and gives it to the Arab. Later, the Israeli man gets up again and again asks if either of them need anything. The other Arab guy says he also wants a Coke. Soon after he leaves, the other Arab guy picks up the other shoe and spits in it as well. The Israeli then returns with the drink. When the plane lands, the Israeli slips on his shoes and immediately realizes what occurred. Angrily, he snaps at them "how long do we have to be at each other's throats doing bad things to each other? All this spitting in shoes and jizzing in drinks!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.