Two androids meet in a bar. Both claim to have a human soul: one claims to be a reincarnated Tibetan monk, the other a recently-deceased Catholic nun from Wisconson. The Tibetan proposes a Turin Test. The nun, knowing that most artificial intelligences can pass a Turing Test with the technology that allowed for their existence in the first place, says "Hell no! It's too easy to pass a Turing Test!" The Tibetan responds, "No, the *Turin Test*. We both pray for an hour, and see if God can tell the difference."
Edited for grammar with an additional 'a' and '"'
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