25 things u must not tell your friend


1. I like your boy/girl friend
2. Your not my best friend any more
3. Your momma needs to go on a diet
4. I think that your just jealus
5. You have a wierd family
6. I feel bad for you
7. How come you dont have any style
8. Whats wrong with you
9. Good thing that I am not you
10. Dont worry I am sure that you will grow up soon
11. Have fun with your so called "boy/girl friend"
12. Too bad your ugly
13. Good thing your ugly
14. you are fat
15. you need to lose some wieght
16. yum I have a chocolate cookie and you dont
17. Mind your own beezwax 'cause you got a lot of it
18. take your big nose somewere else
19. I cant possibly know you
20. Have I seen you before
21. Why dont you start loosing some weight so that you can
become a sumo wrestler
22. I dont want to be your friend because im to pretty to hang
out with you
23. I have a date and you dont
24. At least you dont have to dress up for halloween
25. I am sorry that you are friendless


IF YOU SAY THESE THINGS YOU WILL BROBABLY END UP IN
THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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