This is an old polish joke, hope you guys enjoy.
Two men stand in front of the liquor store, and are having the following conversation:
"So how do we go about it, two and one or one and two?"
"I say two and one."
"You sure? I'm leaning towards one and two."
"Two and one. Definitely two and one."
"Okay, if you say so..."
Both men enter the store, one of them approches the shopkeeper:
"Two crates of vodka and one cola please."
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