Two Americans boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York... One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before take off a fat, little Russian guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Americans. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the American in the window seat said, "I think I'll goup and get a coke."
"No problem," said the Russian, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, the American picked up the Russian's shoe and spit in it. When the Russian returned with the coke, the other American said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too."
Again, the Russian obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the other American picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Russian returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York...As the plane was landing the Russian slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened...
"How long must this go on?" the Russian asked. "This enmity between our people.....this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
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