Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. What's the matter? asked his friend. It's a very popular place, replied the first alien. It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs.
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