A pair of identical twins decided it was time to prank the local bar. They entered the bar and sat side-by-side in a booth. They did everything in perfect sync. They called the bar girl over; ordered their drinks (the same thing) and drank exactly as the other did.
A few moments after they started their antic, a drunk staggers back to his stool at the counter. The drunk was about to order another drink when he suddenly turned and noticed the twins.
The drunk stared...rubbed his eyes...and stared again. Just as the drunk was about to turn back to the bar tender, one of the twins started laughing and shouted, "It's okay, old timer. You're not as drunk as you think you are. We're identical twins."
And, to that, the drunk replied, "all four of you?"
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