Betty Crocker

This husband comes home from a hard day at work and his wife says


"Honey, can you fix the sink? It's clogged."


The husband is very tired and replies:


"Who do you think I am, a Plumber?"


So, the husband goes on for the rest of the day without a single
word from his wife. Right after dinner he gets asked again:
"Honey , can you fix the toilet? It is overflowing."


Now, obviously mad the husband replies: "I told you I am NOT a
Plumber!"


The next day when the husband comes home his wife meets him at
the door and starts to lavish him with kisses.


She finally stops and she tells her husband that the most
increadible thing happened to her: "Well, this really georgous
man moved in next door and he fixed everything for me.... Well,
there was one of two forms of payment--I could have made mad
passionate love to him or I could have made him a cake."


The husband looks at his wife and asks: "So, what kind of cake
did you bake him?"


"WHO DO YOU THINK I AM BETTY CROCKER???"