Tutti Frutti, oh Rutti

Bob was going to a panda party and needed to buy some bamboo. On his way to the bamboo store he passed a McDonald's with some kids playing in the ball pit. They knocked a few balls out - a blue one, a red one, a yellow one- the blue ball rolled right at Bob's feet. So, Bob lobbed a blue ball and bought bamboo.

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