Turns out the "Mac" guy from those "Mac and PC" commercials is an avid Windows supporter.

The Re-Appearing...

Three guys are sitting at the bar, when a stranger walked in and took a...

You know Michael...

Unfortunately he never made it out of the minors and into the bigs.

I was once...

but i turned myself around.

Q: What can you...

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded...

So my friend said...

I replied " Ya thats right throw her under the subway"

Why do Asians...

because their future is so bright

Cat's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray this cushy life to keep I pray for toys...

heres a knock...

nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out...

/r/jokes

http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this...

Men

How do men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river. What is gross...