...and right at the inaugration made a stern statement: "There will be no wall and illegals can stay, and God Bless America!". On his way down the podium, an angry voter yelled at Trump: "Why are you breaking your promise? What the hell man?". Trump smirked, leaned towards the angry Republican and whispered: "If I built the wall and deported minorities, there would be no-one left to be racist bigot against, and no-one left to scapegoat when my policies crash the entire country back to the stone age".
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