On the south lawn he sees that someone has written "Trump Sucks!" in pee in the snow. Thin-skinned as he is, he's furious and calls a staff meeting to investigate who did it. After two days, his investigation team tells him that they have good news and bad news.
The good news was that they found the culprit and it was Obama. The bad news was that it was in Melania's handwriting.
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