Trump, A Canadian and a Mexican, end up on a deserted island. While looking for supplies to survive Trump finds a Lantern, seeing the goldish colour of the lamp Trump rubs it.
Summoning a Genie;
The Genie announces that he will grant three wishes to all that have found his Island.
Trump wishes first; "I want a wall, the best wall, all along our borders 50 feet... no 2000 feet tall, it is going to be the greatest wall, we should have the best wall, the biggest wall, it should be the biggest wall in history"
The Genie looks at Trump and says, Granted.
The Canadian Looks at the Mexican and says, "I want to know how high the wall is, and how strong it is" The genie says "The wall is 8000 meters tall, and strong enough to hold back an ocean."
The Mexican smiles looking at the Canadian. "Fill it with water"
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