So An american is visiting Egypt.. (egyptian joke translated)

So he stops a taxi and rides with an Egyptian driver, after a small talk the egyptian driver wants to brag a little so when they pass by a big hotel he says, "you see of that Building Egypt is much beautiful", the american response that he have been to a lot of countries and that building is nothing new to him, " oh but we only need 6 years of time to build it", the american respondes "well, we built the empire state tower in only 4 years", the guy is pissed, when they pass by cairo tower he says "oh you see that we only need 2 years of time building it", the american says the "British built the big ben tower in only 1 year", now the driver is really pissed, so they pass by the pyramids and with a sneaky smile he says " oh my god, you see of that!, I here two days ago and see no big triangles".

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.