Donald Trump, Scott Walker, Ted Cruz & a Mexican guy are walking along a beach when They notice a lamp in the sand. All 4 men reach for it at the same time.
Upon touching it, a genie pops out. The genie says: "Normally, I'd grant 3 wishes to one person, but since you've all touched the lamp at the same time, I'll give you each one wish."
The genie asks Donald, "What's your wish?" Without hesitation, Trump says: "I want a wall; a massive wall! 600 feet high, 50 feet thick of solid steel along the southern border; nothing get's in; nothing gets out."
*snap* goes the genie's fingers, Donald disappears as the genie says "done".
He then turns to Scott Walker: "What's your wish?" Walker thinks for a minute then asks "How high were his walls?" "600 feet" replied the genie. "and how think?" "50 feet thick" said the genie.. "Nothing get's in - Nothing get's out?" asked Walker... "Nothing in; Nothing out" replied the genie. "Fine, I want a wall like that along the Northern border"
*snap" goes the genie's fingers, Scott disappears as the genie says "done".
He turns to Ted Cruz and asks him the same thing; "What's your wish?"
Cruz thinks for a moment then asks about the height and thickness of the walls once again "600 feet high, 50 feet thick; nothing in - nothing out" came the reply. "Fine" said Cruz, "I'd like walls like that on the eastern and western coasts"; and just to not be outdone by Trump & Walker, he added "and I want all the illegal's out of my country before the walls go up".
*snap* goes the genie's fingers, Cruz disappears as the genie says "done".
He then turns to the Mexican guy.. "What's your wish?"
The Mexican guy says "How high were the walls?"; "600 feet" came the reply. "and how thick?" asked the Mexican guy. "50 feet thick" replied the genie. "And they were made of solid steel right?"; "Yes" said the genie. "Nothing get's in; nothing get's out?" "That's right."; said the genie.
"Awesome" said the Mexican guy; "Fill it with fucking water!"
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