Trump and Hillary walk into a bakery. While the owner isn't looking, Hillary steals three cakes and slips them into her pocket, whispering to Trump, "Look at how smart I am, I stole three cakes and the owner didn't notice a thing."
Trump scoffs. "Watch this. I can do so much better. I can eat three cakes right in the open and not even get in trouble."
He strides up to the owner and says, "Hey guy. Gimme three cakes and I'll show you a magnificent magic trick." Bemused, the owner agrees. Trump takes three cakes, stuffing all of them into his mouth. The owner is confused.
"When will you do the magic trick?"
Trump smirks.
"Look in Hillary's pocket."
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