True story, happened to me today.

I asked my co-worker if she saw that article in the news about that actress, Reece.

She said no.

I said, "Apparently someone came up and stabbed her in a restaurant, that actress, uh, Reece Whatshername."

"*Witherspoon*??"

"No, I think they used a knife."

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