George W. Bush, Al Gore, And Ralph Nader were eating dinner
together when they all had to go to the restroom. Upon entering
the restroom the mirror came alive and said, "Each of you is to
make a statement about yourselves. If it is true you will get
whatever use want and if it is false you will be cast into the
pit of eternal torment."
Ralph Nader went first and said, "I Think I am very
environmentally concerned." And instantly got a million dollars.
Al Gore went next and said, "I think I think I have had a lot of
experience with a high office," and got a new car.
George W. went next. He said, "I think..." and was instantly
sucked into the pit.
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