There Were Three Men who wanted to prove that their god was real.So they had to test their god by jumping off a cliff. There was an arabian who believed in ALLAH, a chinese who believed in BUDDAH, and an american who believed in JESUS. First the arabian jumps callin his gods name out loud ALLAH, ALLAH, ALLAH...... SLAP! the arabian dies. Then the chinese man jumps, BUDDAH, BUDDAH,BUDDAH... and floats back up into air proving his god was real. Then now it was the americans turn. He jumps, JESUS, JESUS, JESUS,.... Just before hittin he yells BUDDAH, BUDAH, BUDDAH and floats back up...
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