A truck driver is delivering a bunch of penguins to the zoo when all of a sudden the truck breaks down. Now the truck driver is on a time schedule and he has to get these penguins to the zoo within 2 hours. The truck will take longer than that to repair so he flags down an RV camper and asks if they could help him out and take the penguins to the zoo for him and he offers $100 dollars to them for helping him out. "No problem", says the driver of the RV camper. We got plenty of room. So the trucker unloads the penguins and loads them up into the RV.
The trucker is relieved. After a few hours the truck is fixed and he decides to drive to the zoo to make sure the penguins arrived safely. As he drives into town he notices the RV driver and his wife with all the penguins walking down the street. He cannot believe it. So he pulls over and questions the RV driver.
"Hey buddy I thought I asked you to take the penguins to the zoo."
The RV driver responds, "We did take them to the zoo but we had some money left over from the $100.00 dollars so we decided to take them also to the movies."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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