A truck driver sees a couple making love in the road up ahead. He honks his horn to make them get up out of the way, but they keep at it. He keeps honking, but they stay there, so he slams on the brakes to keep from hitting them. He stops inches from them, gets out of the cab, and by then they had rolled apart, satisfied.
He says to the man, "What's the matter with you? I kept honking but you didn't move. You trying to get killed?"
The man says, "I was coming, she was coming and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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Source: Camille Conte show
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