A man brings his best buddy home for dinner ... unannounced at 7:30 pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him & his friend just sits & listens in.
Wife: My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas & I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! What the hell did you bring him home for ?
Husband: Because he's thinking of getting married & I promised him a demo!!!
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