Years ago, I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my then girlfriend and the category was "Entertainment". Just as I asked her, her question - What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit of the 1980's? A masked gunman burst in & fired, hitting her in the chest before fleeing.
I rushed to her side, & held her in my arms, and as she lay there dying, with her last breath she whispered to me, "I will always love you"...
I said, "No, it was I Wanna Dance with Somebody".
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