A lawyer, a rabbi, and a Catholic priest would pay a visit to a local orphanage once a week, every week to volunteer and help with the children.
One week, they arrived, only to see that the orphanage was on fire!
"We have to save the children!" Cried the lawyer.
"Fuck the children!" Exclaimed the rabbi, having a sudden change of heart.
The priest looked very concerned. "Do we have time?!"
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