There's this cowboy who arrive in a little town, enters the saloon and screams: "I want a woman, I wanna fuck!" "Welcome" , says the owner, " We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30." "She's wonderful", says the cowboy ," but I don't have so much" "No problem, for $20 Blondie the Blond sucks your cock out of your underwear!" "She's pretty, but I don't have so much." "No problem, for $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand 'til morning!" "She's nice, but I don't' have..." "How much the fuck you have?" "Er...a quarter!" "All right: room 22, upstairs." The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young woman lying with her legs wide open; he jumps on her and begins fucking. After ten minutes he goes downstairs and asks the owner: "I...I think I've got a problem." "What about?" "Well, you know the young lady in room 22...I was having fun on her, and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a white mass..." "Oh, shit! John !", screams the owner to his butler, " go change the corpse in room 22: it's full again!! "
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