Triplets in the womb.

Sitting around talking about what they want to be when they grow up.

First one: "I want to be an electrician to get some lights in here.

The second one: "I want to be a plumber to get all this liquid out of here.

Third one: "I want to be a private investigator so I can find out who that dick is that keeps coming in here and squirting us.

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