One day these 3 guys were walking & found a demand.The demand said go in the fores get 3 ot a kind of fruit,so they did. The 1st gut got apples and the demander said stick it up your butt, so he did but the demander got bored and sent him up in heaven.The second guy was smart and got 3 grapesbut he was laughing too much so the demander sent him to heaven.The first guy said why did you laugh you could have lived, and the second guy said, because the tird guy had pinaples.
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