Actor Liam Neeson has announced that he’ll stop doing action movies in two years. Bad news for fans of Liam Neeson action movies, because he’s only going to make 27 more of them.
In Iowa, a woman was surprised when she gave birth in the shower. She knew something was wrong when the bar of soap she was using started crying.
In Nevada, it may soon be legal for pets to be prescribed medical marijuana. In a related story, Taco Bell just installed a doggy door.
Target plans to raise its minimum wage for employees to 9 dollars an hour. With the new wage increase, Target employees will be so rich, they’ll be able to BUY a Walmart employee.
…In order to afford paying everyone at least 9 dollars an hour, each Target location will only have ONE employee.
The White House’s Office of Administration will no longer be subjected to Freedom of Information Act requests. This was after Joe Biden filed more than 8,000 Freedom of Information Act Requests to find out why HE has to go to sleep, when everyone else gets to stay up.
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