Facebook has begun suspending Native Americans’ accounts for not using their "legal names." Native Americans said, "That's okay -- we're used to having things taken away from us."
Mattel is developing a new Barbie that is always connected to the internet. Once you plug the Barbie in, it logs into Netflix, and ignores your child forever.
Khloe, Kylie, and Kim Kardashian were in a car accident when their car slipped off of an icy road. Fortunately no non-Kardashians were hurt.
After Kim Kardashian and her sisters survived the car accident, Kim thanked God for “watching over us and keeping us safe.” In a related story, the Pope has converted to atheism.
A new study shows that retired people are storing less food at home than they did in the past. This is due to the fact that many retirees have resorted to eating stray cats.
Princeton University received a book collection worth $300 million dollars. Unfortunately it’s just 100 million copies of the fourth Harry Potter book.
Soon you’ll be able to buy a Game of Thrones edition of Monopoly. The familiar Monopoly pieces have been replaced with: a severed head, an erect penis, and of course -- a severed erect penis.
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