Topical Jokes (5/23)

Back again to deliver some fresh Thursday chuckles or smirks. Let's check what's in the news.

First up, Kim Kardashian is now taking her final trip to Paris before giving birth. It is there she hopes to market a newly refined marbled brie made from her lactated tit squirts called "Yeezy Cheezy".

Next, as if we hadn't heard enough about Anthony Weiner already. Weiner's NYC mayoral campaign has already brought up more worries of election scandal - like if he carefully stuffs the ballot box with liberal ballots, or worse, if he stuffs his crotch with GOP ballots.

This is an interesting story. Apparently, Ryan Gosling's new film received boos at its screening at Cannes. Mainly because Gosling's superstar nips were only credited with second billing.

Another entertainment story, Morgan Freeman managed to fall asleep during a TV interview. As usual, he was gradually lulled into a seduced trance as soon as he heard the sound of his own voice.

And lastly, a lighter political story. Obama recently had his prom photos from 1979 revealed. It was a groovy night until Obama had the NSA bug the punch bowl to listen in on if Stacy would go to 3rd base.

Another quick set but I'd rather you get the punchlines ASAP. Because, why not?

Thanks for reading!