Al Gore's net worth is now reported at $200 million - you can tell as Gore's newest documentary addresses his fear regarding the rising temperatures in his Benz's heated seats.
Taco Bell is now testing out a waffle taco - the waffle taco is marketed as "A sunrise treat for the sunset of your bowel health".
Biden has taken the time to talk natural gas with constituents - Biden posited the best get gas comes by either pulling rigorously from the ground or by pulling mightily from his finger.
A movement is growing to have a scientist perform the next Superbowl halftime show - the scientist will put on a spectacular using improper integrals to calculate the infinite bounds of Tebow's bench time.
Chris Brown has reportedly been littering LA with brightly colorful graffiti - which is odd b/c he usually sticks to making his subjects black & blue.
It was announced the new "Star Wars" will be filmed in the UK - you'll notice when the Sarlaac has to get its rebels blended before devouring them due to bad dental.
People can now formally air their gripes about the TSA's full body scanner images - or have their images printed as centerfolds in the airport security nudie mag, "TSA T&A".
A French company plans to release scented underwear for men - featuring such very popular scents as "Yesterday's Ketchup" and "Ball Sweat in Bloom".
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