Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today?

Bruce Wayne : Who?

Alfred : Not Your Parents.

Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred?

Alfred : They Told Me To

Bruce Wayne : Who?

Alfred : Not Your Parents.

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