Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord.

Old Age

I'm so old, I woke up the other morning and thought I had an erection. I was...

The latest...

Research is pointless.

Mass murderer

Frankly, I didn’t know my neighbor was a mass ax murderer, until I heard he...

An elderly couple...

...and the doctor says "now that you two are getting older your brains aren't...

What did the LGBT...

brucilage !!!!!!!!

so what if I...

.. it's not the end of the world.

Knock KnockWho's...

Knock KnockWho's there?Kurt & Conan!Kurt & Conan who?Kurt &...

Cranky

We start to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything...

I fell out of a...

I was impala'd

It's still hard...

For some reason I get the feeling he's just Putin us on.