Too fast

Two cannibals are sitting down to eat a great big fat guy that they had just killed, and they are discussing who gets to eat what.


So they decide that one will start at his head, and the other at his toes.


So they are eating away and one cannibal says to the other, "Hey man this guy is delicious, isn't this great?"


And the other cannibal says, "Yeah, this is excellent, I am having a ball!"


And the first cannibal yells back, "Slow down! You're eating too fast!"


Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis and yisman