Tony Blair wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office. So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high international quality.
The stamps are created, printed, and released.
Tony is delighted.
Within a few days of release of the stamp Tony begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking so he phones his old mate Mandy and asks him to investigate. After checking it out at several post offices Mandy phones back ...
"There is nothing wrong with the stamp - the problem is people are spitting on the wrong side."
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