He stops a man and asks him where the best restaurant in town is.
The man says "That'd be my family's restaurant. It's ten minutes down the road, but we don't let black people in."
"Are you being serious?" asks Bolt, amazed. "I'm Olympic champion Usain Bolt!"
"Oh," replies the man. "I didn't realise. In that case it's about three minutes down the road."
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