Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and disappears.
After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him.
Harry drags him into the boat and notices he’s not breathing.
“Better give him mouth-to-mouth” says Tom.
“Whew! I don’t remember him having this bad of breath!” says Harry.
Tom replies, “Oh yeah, well I don’t remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!”
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