I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday

You would think...

...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the...

Drummers do it...

Drummers do it with rhythm.

Cris-Co

There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at...

Q: Why did the...

Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted...

When a girl is...

If a guy tells you that you are ugly, he is just being mean. If a girl tells...

Cow or Owl?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Moo, moo, who. Moo, moo, who, who? Well, make...

Hunting N F**king

I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in the eighties. A...

Congress Embraces...

Priceline.com's stock soared and Ebay created an entire new section on...

How does gravity...

It just waves

I like my women...

Not breathing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)